So, you are standing there in a sauna, a locker room, or other place where men gather and undress, and you spy the perfect looking man across the room from you. He has a face to die for, eyes you could swim in, a chiseled chest, flat stomach, he is your dream boat and he is just removing his trousers to show you… Shock horror! The worst pair of underpants even seen in the known world. Your hopes, dreams and dick are all deflated at once because someone so good looking should not be allowed to wear something so tragic.
What do you do? You direct him to information about what’s hot in the underwear scene at the moment. You guide him through the thousands of choices and, if you are very lucky, you even get to help him try on some samples. But what is hot at the moment? What’s going on in the underwear scene, fashion-wise that is, not fetish-wise.
Well, I checked out a site internationaljock.com which had a list of 28 ‘kinds’ of underwear, from comfortable (would you want to wear uncomfortable?) to revealing. In their list was ‘fashion’ and that’s where I started to look first.
There were some well known brand names here as you would expect. Calvin Klein never seems to go out of fashion and you can own a pair of their wide waste band designer shorts, briefs and other models for less than $17.00, through this site at least. The sales are on folks and you don’t have to spend a fortune to look good these days. Diesel have come up with some classics in their time and none more fashionable than the cross stripped brief in various colors; they also do a ‘truck’ style too. But what interested me was the ‘ergonomically designed’ Ergowear collection as I’d not come across this range before – no pun intended. At first glance they look strange, almost like ‘willy warmers’ that people you thought were friends buy you for your birthday. They certainly hug the model’s privates and buns in the photos here, pushing the dick forward and wrapping around the nuts to give them a perfectly defined shape, down there. But what happens if you’re not as well endowed as these models? I guess buying a pair for around the $22.00 mark is the only way to find out.
To get right up to date on what’s happening in the men’s underwear fashion world at the moment I checked out a few blogs and sites that know what they are talking about. The news is that more and better known stars and sportsmen are turning model for big names, and for big bucks I guess. It may only be an advertising ploy but if CK if good enough for Twilight Saga star Kellan Lutz, then it’s good enough for me – if only they sold you the body to go with it.
But for top tips, and top totty, if you want to see something really hot and then buy the tee shirt, or the underpants, the check out the Armani range, as modeled by Portuguese super-wet-dream-hunk Christiano Ronaldo who has just replaced David Beckham as the face of Armani underwear. Well, not the face maybe but the packet and buns. But you know what I mean.
So, what’s hot and what’s not? Looks like as long as it’s got a name on it it’s in, as long as a hunky sports star or actor is modeling it, it’s in. And the only problem there is that this means it’s probably going to be out of our price range. I mean we all want to feel good, with soft cotton and good fitting underwear, but are we really going to pay over the odds for it? And after all, who sees it apart form you? Ah – that hunky man you fell in lust with at the locker room may see it, so that’s one good reason for hunting out and putting on only the best.
My favorite pics in underwear are Diesel, Aussie Bum, and Andrew Christian. Andrew Christian and Aussie Bum both have their own West Hollywood stores with large selections where you can be in underwear heaven. I think all of us gay guys have underwear fetishes deep at heart! The biggest questions if whether you want to go out freeballin’ or to have on the sexiest pair of underwear?
Spring break is getting closer, the