Johnny Dangerous gets Dirty

johnny dangerous gay rapper If you do not know who Johnny Dangerous is then you do not watch the countdown on LOGO often. Johnny Dangerous is the gay rapper similar to the Gay Pimp Johnny McGovern. You will see him playing on LOGO’s The Click List for his Dirty is the New Black. I recently saw him on my visit to Chicago at a nightclub called Berlin. Johnny Dangerous rapped up his hit Dirty is the New Black, Take Your Man, and Curious. His music sounds a little like the Beatsie Boys but with some gay aimed lyrics.

I sort of like some of the nastiness in his lyrics. You do not get to hear such dirty in many songs like you do in his Take Your Man lyrics. Heres some pics from the album release show. You can check out his myspace at

How to Make your Straight Bud Curious

There is this myth in the gay world that no man is truly straight. In some cultures (I’m thinking of Greek, Egyptian and other Arabic lands here and speaking from experience,) it’s quite acceptable to be bi-sexual. Sex with your mates, or an older guy, is for fun – girls are for marriage and having babies. But that’s really another story; the point is that some men are more up for it than others. After reading some ‘true life experiences’ on various gay story sites or and many others, I put together a few ideas for getting your straight mate to ‘turn gay’.

Remember that he may not turn gay permanently. Many of the real instances that I’ve been told – where a straight dude lets another guy suck him off etc. – took place after a night of drinking. This is actually a good ploy: I’m not advocating getting drunk on a regular basis as that’s obviously bad for you, but it’s a good cop out for the straight dude to be able to say ‘I was drunk’ or ‘I don’t remember’ as if the thing never happened. Bless them, they feel so guilty when they’ve done something with a guy and enjoyed it.

So, you could engineer a situation where you and he are alone, having a few beers or whatever at home. You slip on a straight porn film (worth investing in at least one) to see his reaction. If he doesn’t know you’re gay you could ease in with ‘what part of this scene turns you on?’ he’ll say something like ‘the girl with the big tits’ in which case you have some work to do. But if he says ‘the blow job’ you can leap in with ‘I’ve always wanted to try that,’ or ‘I wonder what that feels like’ or dive straight in with ‘I can do that for you.’ ‘No way man,’ he will say to which you reply, ‘but we’re only having fun and anyway, we’re drunk so we won’t remember in the morning.’

If he’s really against the idea then don’t push it – things could turn nasty. But if there’s even the slightest moment of hesitation, if he has to think before saying ‘no’ then you’re probably on to a winner. Remember that he is going to be the shy and uncertain one so don’t rip your clothes off and present him with your hard cock. Start slow, seduce him, maybe simply touch his bare leg with yours, or let your arm ‘innocently’ drop next to his so you’ve made body contact. As the movie progresses you can start to pres harder and the moment he presses back you know he’s game.

That’s one scenario: the drunken one. I’ve heard of guys simply going up to their straight mate and kissing him when he’s a bit wasted, or even grabbing his cock. This way you either get a definite no by being pushed away or he is so stunned that he returns the grabbing.

Competition is good, sometimes. ‘Who’s got the biggest cock,’ is one to try. This can lead to both of you getting your dicks out and comparing sizes in a manly, macho way that both of you will love. ‘Ok, so who’s got the biggest when hard?’ is the natural second step. Watch him stroke his cock while you try not to shoot your load too early. ‘Who can come first,’ leads to a natural but quick end, ‘who can hold on the longest?’ is a good variation as is ‘who can shoot the furthest.’ But, as long as you’ve made him feel comfortable and un-pressured then he should respond to this ‘bit of fun’ by stroking his straight meat before your very eyes.

But if you want to see some real experts at it then you’ll need a little cash. Try this first time site to see how they do it and you could even copy their techniques – if you have enough cash and a camera. Here the straight boys (and they really are) are simply offered money to strip and jerk, touch each other and occasionally go the whole way. So if you can’t actually get your own straight mate to do it, click over there and watch someone else’s fantasies come true.

Read about how to throw a wild college party where you can make many str8, bi, and gay fantasies come true .

How to Not Use A Fake ID

Ok, so we have all probably tried to get into a club using a fake ID or you know the drivers license borrowed from a friend that says you’re 21.  The problem is that there are so many worries you have to consider than just being turned down from the club once the door person figures out your ID is a fake.  If the ID is borrowed from a “look-a-like” real person they may not want their ID gallivanting around due to identity theft reasons in case the person looses it or it ends up in the hands of a club bouncer that is shady.  I have personally seen people at parties pass around ID’s that were taken at the door and no telling what happened with those.

I think the US liquor laws should be 18 and that clubs should not be as strict but I also wished the world was perfect and its not.  The clubs and bars are not being dick heads they just have no choice and live or die sometimes just on this one issue.  The majority of clubs get shut down just for letting minors drink or turning their heads to it and being caught by aggressive organizations such as the TABC in Texas or the highly aggressive ABC in NY .  If you work at a club you probably find it a personal assault that someone drinks inside it under 21 because it really does risk the club being shut down forever without a license to serve.  Several repeated underage drinking violations and the club is gone.

But what about the stupid things people have tried with ID’s that got them busted.  Here are some I have heard about or seen…

  1. Walking in Drunk into a club when you look 16 and using an id that says you are 23.  Ok this is really stupid.  For one do not walk into a club drunk no matter what age you are.  Even if you are 21 the club can kick you out or you can be arrested for public drunk when the police come do a walk-through inside the club.  I have seen people stand in line to get in a club before and not be let in because they are too drunk and a smart bartender would not serve them anyway for their own liability.
  2. Using an ID that you cannot sign the name.  If you do not have the address, birthdate, and cannot sign the name exactly as it is on the card then don’t risk using it.
  3. Using an ID that rips in half.  Um yeah if you are going to use a fake license then at least make sure the damn thing doesn’t rip apart and that its quality is good enough.  You know… as good as a REAL license.  These bouncers probably bust several people every big club night using identification that is not their own so I would test it out first.
  4. Not knowing anything about your state that license is printed.  Say you get a license from a state such as Ohio and someone asks you about how the Buckeye’s are doing this year and you say um “the who”… You could be in Vegas trying to use the ID but not even think they would know anything about Ohio.  Well most people who are checking identification have been around and they have moved around and know other cities.  Expect them to ask questions discretely just to see if you know anything about it.
  5. Actions speak louder than words.  Know that when you walk in hesitantly into a club and look around like a bozo that they will spot you out and be suspicious.  You will stick out like Marilyn Manson walking into Midnight Mass.
  6. Going up to the bar buying other underage drinkers drinks.  Not only will you get kicked out normally until you are 21 but your buddies will too.

Ok, so I made this list to be funny because I know how it is to not be able to get into a freakin club but you can read this blog and find out most of the under 21 nights in the cities we know about.  You might even be able to make deals with your local club about going in on 21 nights if you prove to them that you will not drink.  That is one hell of a VIP with lots of temptation.

Males get discriminated against more than anyone when it comes to getting into a club.  Most straight clubs make the guys enter at age 25, while girls can get in at 18.  This to me is discrimination and should not be allowed but the courts seem to allow it in most states.

Take Action

With the bad economy I think that governments might finally get desperate to lower drinking ages or loose that money in tourism to Mexico and Canada.  Write your local representatives and vote when elections come around.  Tell them it makes no sense to fight and die for a country but cannot enjoy an alcoholic beverage.

Finding a Fake ID

I wouldn’t risk it.  You might see a ad or someone offer you an ID but beware its almost impossible to make an ID since 9/11 and being busted for having one by the police might really land you in trouble.  If you have an older brother that looks like you then you’re a damn lucky person there might be some kind of music to be made out of that.  The government is cracking down on immigration, identity theft , and terrorism so you can only imagine the penalties for carrying around an ID that is not you.  A sibling I doubt would be much of a case for them (if you had their permission of course).

Fight for your rights biotches! But don’t get your hangout in trouble doing so…

Yoga on the Dancefloor

Circuit Noize magazine has some cool stuff in it when you are looking for the latest parties in Canada, U.S., and abroad. The latest issue has something I first thought of as a way to get over seeing your ex out at the club or take your mind off of the current drama. Or maybe a new way to dance… Yoga (maybe Diva) to the Dancefloor please…

I like the idea of bringing myself closer to the music. It is when you really feel the music that you dance the best when you feel the beats and the rhythm. That is one thing that those little blue rolls can do is bring you closer to the beats but there are natural highs you can bring out in yourself and feel the music.

The managing editor of Circuit Noize just so happens to be a Yoga instructor in NYC. Here is the Strike a pose article.

18 and up clubs?

Why is it that most clubs are 21 and up?  Actually if you goto straight clubs they are normally 18 for girls and 21 for guys… talk about discrimination. But the guys like the younger girls to come in the club for the “scenery”.  Which ends up making more money for the clubs in drink sales.

I always wanted to sue the clubs that I could not get in at age 18 because of that kind of punishment for being 18 and not being able to get in a club that girls could parade around in.  They get away with it so we just have to deal with it.

But what makes clubs 21 to enter?  Well they have to worry about selling alcohol to minors and that is a big worry since police and the alcoholic beverage commissions are on the lookout constantly.

It takes extra money to hire extra security to look out for underage drinkers.  Undercover security that is that is always on the prowl to bust you drinking underage at the club.  If you are not slick with it you will get busted and kicked out for a long period of time if not until you are 21 which is the norm.

There are many clubs that are 18 and up and we feel that most clubs should be. We also feel it should be 18 to drink since its 18 to enter the military.  If you can fight for this country you should be damn well able to buy cocktails or beers and hang with the big dogs.

The liquor laws of countries differ and The U.S. expects you to fight in War but not be able to drink.  There is nothing cool about that. You can drink in France and Mexico just to name a few.  But no drinking in the United States if you are under 21. is looking out for the 18-30 crowd and we always know where the party will be next.  Stay tuned for more updates.

Pure Nightclub Vegas

I am currently in Las Vegas, the city that never sleeps and even ambiens do not make you sleep.  The malls stay open til midnight and you have to do some last minute shopping if you plan on going to the hottest club in the country.  The Mega-million dollar Pure nightclub opened up just a few years ago with Mariah Carey singing a few songs to bring in the new year.  I was at that event with a huge Mariah fan.  Pure nightclub is a fabulous club but its not the best club in the world as CNBC and magazines report.  For a straight club I will say its in the top five clubs but not for the best of gay friendly clubs.  This is a great club to be seen at and be in the glamour scene of Vegas.  Make sure you are prepared to wait in a long line and may not even get in if they do not like the way you are dressed or what shoes you are wearing.  Girls have a lot better chance of getting in than guys.

Pure Nightclub on the inside has many cool rooms and a fun small to medium sized dance floor.   This is definitely a club you must check out when you come to Vegas but only until its time to walk across Las Vegas Boulevard and goto Krave nightclub.